Just Add Nutmeg

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now


Seventeen-year-old Bianca Passarge of Hamburg dresses up as a cat and dances on wine bottles in June 1958. Her performance was based on a dream. She practiced for eight hours a day to do this. (x)


Follow your dreams.

Seventeen-year-old Bianca Passarge of Hamburg dresses up as a cat and dances on wine bottles in June 1958. Her performance was based on a dream. She practiced for eight hours a day to do this. (x)

Follow your dreams.

cracked:

sorenbowie:

Hey Staff Sergeant/doctor/dad/rapper, you don’t get to be everything, leave some for the rest of us.

Dude’s so good he spit a verse using “phalanges”.

I finally watched this and it’s the best.

guy:

anatomintheuniverse:

knowledgethroughscience:

Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.

mt etna is my bro

ayyy blaze it

cartoonpolitics:

"No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country." ~ Franklin D Roosevelt

cartoonpolitics:

"No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country." ~ Franklin D Roosevelt

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

are you gay or straight?
Anonymous
laughterkey:

aatombomb:



Angela Lansbury officially becomes Dame

True royalty.

The best.

laughterkey:

aatombomb:

Angela Lansbury officially becomes Dame

True royalty.

The best.

policymic:

Google just patented contact lens cameras that will make us superhuman

Not content with ruling basically the entire Internet, Google now is apparently planning to become a physical part of you. New patents show that Google is already ruminating on Google Glass’ follow-up, and it’s the logical next step: Google Contacts.

The device won’t just measure blood sugar in diabetics. The new patent application makes clear that the lenses will house an integrated camera that takes photos using a special blink pattern, then transmit the images to a connected device.

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How does this rate on a scale of one to becoming the borg?