do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you
no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K
THAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE
(Source: palmares-politics, via faineemae)
How a 100 million year old coastline affects presidential elections today
(Source: deepseanews.com, via datagoddess)
this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks
(Source: stabmeintheneck, via datagoddess)
Anonymous said: Yo if you want a non-racist apple dessert there are still pies, crisps, cobblers, pan dowdies, grumps, slumps, dumps, buckles, tarts and sonkers. Give it up for apples, man.
Let’s hear it for apples.