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micdotcom:

Watch this former Marine destroy military rape jokes in less than 2 minutes
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romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

We’re all made of molecules and we’re all just hurling through space right now.
Sarah Silverman (who may be high right now) accepting her Emmy for Best Writing for a Variety Program (via micdotcom)

Well it’s 7hrs later and I’m just passing by my parents’ town so this had certainly been a productive evening.

I’m supposed to be home in boston by now. Instead I’m stuck in penn station, where I never intended to be. What a colossal fuckup that sadly I can blame on no one but myself.